Late June Cleaning

So on Saturday morning, I gave the old piece of sh*t car a good clean out (to maximize its value, obviously). I've always hated that car, so I never really bothered to take care of it the way I cared for my high school car (which I loved & my brother totalled. I would still be driving it to this day).

A short list of some treasures I found:

• a cow hoof from when Lou was a puppy (4 years ago) & we'd drive back/forth to/from Pittsburgh together.
• a bone shaped like a doghnut as Hannah & I travelled to/from the vet together
• a resume-filled binder from when I was interviewing for legal internships 2 years ago
• a really old hair brush
• 3,000 hairy pennies
• 10,000 bobbypins
• 20,000 more bobbypins
• SO MANY CDs
• a lighter
• a parking receipt from some garage in Station Square, Pittsburgh.
• at least 4 empty water bottles
• countless energy bar wrappers
• small pieces of foil from the Trident gum I've been loyal to since '03.
• an article on the effects of being molested as a child
• 4 pens
• 3 pencils